Shrekism

Shrekism is a religion in which, to convert to you must put a raw onion in your nut-sack.

Cursewords
Cursewords in Shrekism are heck, frick, shucks, fortnite, ur mom, oh no. The list will be expanded later.

Gods
The gods of Shrekism are Shrek, Moto-moto, pewds, and basically every good meme in existence. Obi-Wan is to Shrekism as Jesus is to Christianity.